Pumpkin Spice Scented Toilet Paper Actually Exists And Has A 4 1/2 Star Rating On Amazon
Over the past few years there’s been a running joke about Pumpkin Spice toilet paper. It was so widely spread in 2018 that Charmin had to issue a press release saying it’s not real.
Annual Fall PSA: we do not make pumpkin spice toilet paper. Even Charmin isn’t THAT basic... pic.twitter.com/oAHXhIjAqB
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 17, 2018
Well, it is now.
It’d be cute as a gag gift, but that 7 dollar a roll price is a bit much for everyday use. The truly surprising part is the amount of 5 start ratings it’s getting on Amazon. Here’s one from “Jessica”:
I’ll be honest. I sent this as a gift to my brother who keeps dissing the pumpkin spice latte and referring to it as a “stupid white girl drink.” So I figured that if he’s going to s*** on PSL then he might as well ACTUALLY s*** on PSL. Is it a good value for your money? Probably not. $7 for a single roll of toilet paper is pretty steep. But is it totally worth it when your brother calls you demanding to know why the hell he just got a roll of pumpkin spice TP? Yes. Yes it is. I unfortunately haven’t tested it out myself, but I hear it’s very fragrant. I would absolutely send this to my brother again.
Others mention how it gives the bathroom a lovely pumpkin spice scent and generally have good things to say about it. Apparently it’s scented with essential oils and won’t cause irritation. Which is good, because you DO NOT want to have to explain to your doctor where the rash came from.
So I guess the next time you’re drunk on wine, shopping on Amazon, and this seems like the direction you want – here it is. Now you can have pumpkin spice coming AND going.
